so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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