Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
