If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we're chasing vodka with high fives
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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