How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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