im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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