Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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