if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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