PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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