Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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