Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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