Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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