I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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