Dual....:-)
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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