I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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