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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
