nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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