So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he puts the penis in happiness.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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