How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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