fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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