If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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