I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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