He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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