i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
wow bdsm is so cute
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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