Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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