2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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