you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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