Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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