it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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