I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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