Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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