So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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