I want to walk on stilts...naked
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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