quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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