good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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