so that wasnt chicken after all
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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