How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
foreskin is a definite game changer
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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