come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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