Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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