with your own penis?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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