SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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