How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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