that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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