is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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