Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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