I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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