i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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