And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we're making bets on your personal life
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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