I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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