Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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