So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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