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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm having to shit out rocks
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