Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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