Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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