This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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