I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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