Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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