u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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