what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
