so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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