It's Friday. Sex?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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