does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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